Miss Mah-Burrito, the Doctor Will See You Now

I had exactly one doctor's appointment yesterday, yet heard several artistic pronunciations of my last name. Say it like you spell it, people!

Normally I care about people mispronouncing my name about as much as Lindsay Lohan cares about court appearances (as much as Snooki cares about manners. as much as Congressman Wu cares about his job. as much as anyone cares about the Mets.) That was fun.

BUT! If you struggle with consonants, should I trust you with my health? Or even just let you draw blood? It's a vitamin A test, do you know which letter A is? And so on and so forth...ah, life as a medical skeptic.