1. Hearing some of my relatives sing a song made popular by Cee Lo Green, whose title I cannot repeat because it is Lent and I gave up swearing
2. Watching a man ride a bicycle down highway 30-A. How did he not get run over, you ask? He had a motor, I say. A wee little gas-powered thing that was strapped to the metal part between the tires. White trash transportation. #Whitetrashportation.
3. Driving really fast through Alabama to escape tornadoes. Also, finding cell reception in Alabama, so I could google what county we were in, so as to make sure that we were driving away from the tornadoes and not into them. For future reference: There are zillions of bars between Dothan and Eufala, but they are all the drinky kind and not the phone kind.
4. FOOOOOOOOD. Oh how I missed you, veggies that go crunch! Which brings me to the realization that everything in Leo's is squishy. There are some- nay, many- foods which should not ooze. Aramark should learn this fact.
5. The BEACH! It's still there, and it's still awesome. (Apparently some celebrities are catching on...fingers crossed for future sightings!) And there are super nice waitresses who will give you Key Lime Pie on the house just because they feel like being nice that day.
In summary: Though it may take three attempts to get your order right at Burger King, and though you may choke on massive hunks of pollen flying through the air, the South is nice and will give you pie if you are nice, too. Are we getting this, people? Be nice, get pie. It's that simple.
Happy Spring Break, everybody!
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