Now that the university mail service has figured out that I am not, in fact, Kevin Yang, trips to pick up mail actually result in me getting my own mail. And it is quite exciting, because I have a wonderful Mom who sends me great stuff!
I'm pretty sure I'm the only quad resident this year who has been mailed all of the ingredients for a Mexican Veggie Salad, including dressing in a little ziploc baggie. Weird? Probably. Delicious? Yes. It takes me eighteen times to get the spinny lock on the mailbox to open, and this veggie greatness makes it oh so very worth it.
But see this? This might be the greatest care package item of all time. 50% vitamin, 40% chocolate, 10% unicorn tears. Every bit as good as the Death Wrapped in Cellophane formerly known as Jolly Ranchers- and it's healthy. Does anybody know if they have these at CVS? Probably not, because I don't think Heaven is a CVS supplier. Also, if I was a hoarder, I would totally hoard these things. They're just so good.
So, to wrap up what must be the most bizarre care package "thank you" in recent memory- I say, Thanks Mom! And a shoutout to Kevin Yang, whoever you are, I hope the missent mail slot works and you've been getting all your stuff! Peace :)
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