Friends of the Garnish

I went out last night, because if I can't see finals, finals can't see me!  It was oh so very much fun.  And at the end of the night - two guys told me that they are fans of the blog.  And if I give them a shout-out, one of them would give me a ride on his motorcycle.  I've never ridden a motorcycle before and it's been on my bucket list - so here goes, guys!

Greyson:  We LOVE your blog!  We read it to each other as bedtime stories every night!

Nathaniel (to Greyson):  WHAT?  No, dude, that only happened like....EIGHT TIMES!

I was then warned not to ever use cocaine, because the ensuing hyper/joy/fest would be "like dividing by zero."  As someone who never does cocaine or math, boys, I can promise you I'm safe.

And now I wanna do something unsafe.  Like, you know, riding a motorcycle.  So text me/facebook me pretty pretty please :) :)