WTFriday: Occupy Wall Street Edition

Was told that the OWS community chat feed was entertaining...was not disappointed.  There are people batting around really big ideas - but the pitcher has seal flippers for arms, and the catcher is high (on life...maybe), and the batter can't swing because his motion is so restricted by his $300 skinny jeans.

Hello, occupants.  Yes, it's me.  I respect your right to protest, but when you choose chat room usernames like "Abortion" and "Rick Perry Cuddles With Syrup," that respect leaves faster than a Duggar at a Lil Wayne concert.

Awww, the cwute wittle lady-protesters wanna come outside!  Better get them a playpen instead of teaching people, you know, that assault is bad, and they shouldn't do it.  Maybe police surveillance would have prevented some of those attacks, but oh wait, you hate the police and won't let them in.  Good job, OWS, finally seeing what a society without enforceable authority looks like.

OWS is tolerant of all opinions!*

*That agree with their own.  Granted, it's probably much easier to build consensus when no one is allowed to disagree.

I have nothing to say to this, because I'm just part of the weak American sheeple.  I'm too wimpy to have an opinion, unlike the people in the mythical land of Venusuala.  Guess I'll just have to take advice about weapons from a guy who can't spell.

Because you can totally buy diversity and feminism.  Just pay people off to do what you want--oh WAIT.  That's what you're protesting on this glorified camping trip in the first place!  Is it fun to chase your tail for this long?

Let's get this straight:  We need dialogue in America.  We need enough smart people talking so that the clueless get drowned out.  That doesn't mean they don't have a chance to speak out - it just means that intelligence and truth win.  As for a place to get this intelligent dialogue started, for maximum impact, I think I have some neighbors who need some help.  Occupy Congress.

PS- The idea for this post came from my Dad, who will be on a boat with President Obama later today! Love you- resist the temptation to heckle - hope you and Mom are having fun on your trip!