Things People Say

This weekend has been a great one, and it's only halfway through! I could write something creative here, but I think it's best to just go ahead and share some of the wacky and wonderful things I've heard (and maybe one or two I've said, but I'm not telling which!) these past few days.

"Tell me honest, is this trampy?"

"No, sweetie, you're color-coordinated. Tramps don't know how to do that!"

"There are only two things you need to know if you want to be a plumber: Sh*t rolls down a hill, and payday's on Friday."

"Really, love her or hate her, I'm pretty sure that Sarah Palin does not control the weather."

"I throw my latkes in the air sometimes, sayin' ayyo, spin the dreidel."

(male speaker) "Do you need some hairspray? I have Aussie hairspray, because I am a woman."

And I will leave you with a life lesson: If you walk into a house where everyone looks confused and the only visible snacky things are Crystal Light powder and a bottle of mustard- leave. We did. Good life choices. Peace!