WTFriday: Fashion Police

They say not to follow every trend that comes along, and to just be yourself when deciding what to wear.  But if yourself is a person who wears

1.  Crochet Dresses, or

2.  Black Lacy Patterned Tights

then please, stop being yourself and start being a person who does not dress like a couch or a hooker.

Really, Georgetown, we can do better than this.  I have seen both of the aforementioned fashion disasters recently.  We are as smart as the Ivy League.  We are as stylish as a hungover cat lady in Wal-Mart.

Why would a crochet dress even be considered trendy?  IT HAS NEVER BEEN OKAY TO DRESS LIKE A SHAMWOW.  You are trying to look cute and comfy, but you just look absorbent.  

And I am sure that black lacy tights are fun but they are NOT business casual (which means, dear stranger on the sidewalk, that you cannot put a blazer over Hoe Tights and call it an outfit). 

End rant.