I Promise

There are plenty of people- at GU and beyond- who have blogs very different from what this one will be. AETG will be fresh like lemon, clean like cilantro, and spicy like a good hors d'ouervre. Now that I've hit you with the first of what will surely be many garnish metaphors, here goes!

I promise to refrain from...

Photo shoots of myself doing completely inane daily tasks. I hope you like me, but I also hope you have a life and do not want to watch me do econ homework or frost cupcakes or look for a table in the dining hall.

Telling you what to wear. Because clothes are fun (heck, I run a fashion company!), but life is brighter than anybody's favorite Lilly print.

Swearing. I need to quit and go back to my good-gal ways! (FYI, expect me to fail at this one. Sometimes, life just calls for a good, hearty expletive.)

I promise to...

Be irreverent when I can, because this town is far too PC.

Share the stories that speckle my college experience.

Own up to my mistakes and successes.

Show you how great my fellow Hoyas are. Really, I love them.

And with that, I say goodnight :)