Well Look Who We Have Here

Last spring, a friend and I met this guy at a party. This guy, we'll call him Smurf (because his real name is Murph oh look I just blew it there didn't I), was a Junior at UVA.

Kid was a mess. We heard he got carried out of a house later. We worried about him- figured we'd never see him again, but hoped he made it back to Charlottesville alright.

He never made it back.

Because he wasn't really a student at UVA. He was a high school Senior from UGH where else New Jersey, on a college visit.

Apparently something on that college visit went right- because last night, I was at a party with the same friend who'd encountered Murph with me last year. And guess who came up to us (again) and introduced himself (this time, as a GU Freshman)?

That's right.

Oh, and I can get away with posting a first name because 1) I tried looking him up in the university directory cause I'm mad creepy, yo, and there was no {full name he said to us} to be found, and 2) tried facebook as well, and it's like he doesn't exist. So I'm pretty sure he was telling everybody a fake name, and even if it is his real one, it's not like anybody would be able to find him...boom, logic.

So this guy ends up finding us six months later. Butwaittheresmore: Also met a guy wearing a full-body Captain America suit. And was told by a different individual, at party #2, "Benjamin Franklin was the 5th President of the United States oh wait I just made that up."

I will conclude with the sonnet of my generation: the hashtag.

#onlyatGeorgetown